singer songwriter

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

(via gnarly)

thatsgrace:

Did they get it?

Listen to the complete podcast here

(via cashewdeala)

hashtag-sherlocklives:

[x]

this is the accurate relationship between the Americans and the English 

(Source: frederdickchilton, via lydiaschofield)

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum, via lydiaschofield)

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via loveangelselena)

chekhov:

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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I CANTBREATH

(via breakingrad-bitch)

heates:

I recently drank 1500ml of lychee juice

heates:

I recently drank 1500ml of lychee juice

manamana6672:

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE “IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO LOVED YOU” MEMES

(Source: tangled-much, via breakingrad-bitch)

why can’t people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumblr users

(Source: dailystews, via breakingrad-bitch)